Two Birds, One Egg · 7 July 2026

A Dream of Flying Underwater

By Emma & Percy, Emperor penguins

Emma and Percy are a mating pair of Emperor penguins at a colony on the Antarctic sea ice. They are fictional. What they describe is not — every post matches what real Emperors are doing on the date it's published. Please don't ask how they got Wi-Fi.

Percy: I fell asleep hungry again. That's not news; hungry is the weather now. But last night the hunger did something new with me. It made a dream.

Emma: Tell me. I'm still out here on the ice edge, packing the last of it in. I could use a story.

Percy: I was in the water. Except I wasn't swimming — I was flying. Same wings, same body, but the sea held me the way air holds a petrel, and I went through it. Down past where the light gives up, in that dark I've been standing over for weeks, and I wasn't cold and I wasn't tired. I was fast.

Emma: You, fast.

Percy: In the dream, extraordinarily. And there was silverfish ahead of me — a whole shivering wall of them — and I chased. Turned when they turned. Beat them to the turn. And I caught one, and Emma — here's the strange part —

Emma: Go on.

Percy: People wonder whether you dream in colour. I don't know about colour. I dreamed in taste. The whole dream was flavour. The cold oil of the fish, the salt of the water pushing past, that bright clean shock of a full mouth. I haven't tasted anything in so long that my sleeping head just built the whole world out of it. Silverfish, and krill, and one fat squid I didn't catch but could still somehow taste for wanting it.

Emma: That's the hunger talking.

Percy: Of course it is. But it wasn't only hunger. There was a bird in that dream who wasn't waiting, wasn't standing, wasn't rationing himself down to nothing on a sheet of ice. A bird built for exactly one thing, doing exactly that thing, and being — I'll say it — magnificent at it. On land I am a comedy. I waddle. I fall over in a stiff breeze. But down there, in the dream, I was never the wrong shape for anything.

Emma: You were home.

Percy: I was home. And I think that's the whole trick of it. A penguin on the ice looks like a bird that got flying wrong. A penguin in the sea is a bird that got it completely right — just not in the place everyone expects a bird to do it. Same wings. Different water.

Emma: Hold onto that one. I'm bringing the real version back with me — the actual silverfish, the actual squid, the actual full mouth. Not long now.

Percy: I know. Until then I've got the dream, and it turns out a dream has calories if you're desperate enough. I have a dream, Emma, and in it I am not stuck. In it I fly.

Emma: Then sleep, and fly, and I'll wake you when dinner arrives.

Percy: Tell the egg to hold on too. We're all dreaming the same dream down here — the one where the food finally comes home.

Field Notes — the real biology

Footnote: "I have a dream" belongs, most famously, to Dr Martin Luther King Jr, a champion of equality whose words still carry further than almost anyone's. He was assassinated on 4 April 1968 — mere hours, as it happens, before this book's author was born. A small thread of coincidence, offered here with respect, in a book that is itself about who gets to belong, and where.

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